A satanic group known as the Satanic Temple is continuing attempts to overturn abortion bans in pro-life states by filing lawsuits claiming abortion is part of their religion.

The group, which is based in Salem, Massachusetts, has filed lawsuits in Missouri, Indiana, Texas, and Idaho that so far have been unsuccessful (and considering the effectual and fervent, unending prayers of the Church of Jesus Christ, there is absolutely no mystery behind their failure).

In any case, TST created an abortion ritual that it claims will exempt women from their states’ laws. The ritual, along with TST’s new abortion clinic in New Mexico, was featured in November’s Cosmopolitan magazine – which let’s us understand that entities that are perhaps not openly satanic, do have inclinations towards satanic influences that you will see if discerning, much like how the people at Balenciaga exposed themselves. But also, concerning the extent that bodies that are pro-abortion will go to build solidarity for their causes, even associating themselves with a satanic group because it opposes bans to abortions.

The TST named their clinic Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic, mocking the US Supreme Court justice who wrote the majority opinion in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization that overturned Roe v. Wade.